A Twisted Crown of Thorns ®

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3000 more reasons to get a purity ring for your teenager.

If you reaaaaaaaaaaally want your teenage kids to remain virtuous, there is a new ring for you. It will guard their chastity. It will keep them safe from all lustful thoughts. It will reaaaaaaaaaally reaaaaaaaaaally keep them pure and on the straight and narrow. No, not the Holy Spirit. You need a back up, fool proof plan. You are in the right place. Welcome with me the Purity Ring 3000.

Train a child in the way he should go ( by getting them a purity ring 3000), and when he is old he will not turn from it. See, who needs the Holy Spirit when you can get a Christian fad ring like that for your teenage son or daughter?

[HT FB friends]

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One response to “3000 more reasons to get a purity ring for your teenager.

  1. Diane January 11, 2012 at 15:28

    That was hilarious!! Thanks for posting. Got my laugh out loud done for this morning!

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