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Osteen Introduces Oprah to Jesus…Okay, Almost!

4 Comments Posted by on November 8, 2011

It’s never a dull Sunday when Osteen is in the pulpit. Infact every day feels like a Friday. If you come early and stretch your neck long enough you could catch a glimpse of (guess who?)… Yup. Oprah. If you have your bible autograph book handy you could actually get it autographed by Oprah or even Tyler Perry!   Oh can you see me in the video? (Hyperventilating) I am the one next to that guy high up in the rafters. (Grr some one stood infront of me when the camera panned over Oprah’s shoulder) Hey never mind atleast Joel introduced Oprah to Jesus. Okay, almost.  🙂

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4 responses to “Osteen Introduces Oprah to Jesus…Okay, Almost!”

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  2. Scripture Zealot's avatarScripture Zealot November 11, 2011 at 04:05

    For some reason I call this my Oprah verse, which I have memorized. Ever since she endorsed “The Secret”. I love the NET’s rendition of it:
    Jeremiah 10:23 NET
    LORD, we know that people do not control their own destiny. It is not in their power to determine what will happen to them.

    Jeff

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  4. Jonathan Hunt's avatarJonathan Hunt November 8, 2011 at 20:16

    Well, who was being ‘worshipped’ at this ‘church’?

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