It was the year 2050. The office of pastor was now obsolete. Instead the most glamorous office of “worship leader” had taken over the leadership of the seeker sensitive church. This office was more in touch with the emotions of the people. A few qualities were a MUST for this office:
- You must be able to use a voice auto tuner.
- You must be able to use dry ice and laser lights on
stage the pulpit and look cool.
- You must be able to sustain a note while making an altar call (a tear in the eye is a bonus).
Theme song: We are here for you!
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A little Christian satire never hurt anyone too badly…