A Twisted Crown of Thorns ®

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Worship Leader Idol Auditions -2050

It was the year 2050. The office of pastor was now obsolete. Instead the most glamorous office of “worship leader” had taken over the leadership of the seeker sensitive church. This office was more in touch with the emotions of the people.  A few qualities were a MUST for this office:

  • You must be able to use a voice auto tuner.
  • You must be able to use dry ice and laser lights on stage  the pulpit and look cool.
  • You must be able to sustain a note while making an altar call (a tear in the eye is a bonus).

Theme song: We are here for you!


2 responses to “Worship Leader Idol Auditions -2050

  1. Linden Wolfe April 14, 2012 at 14:23

    Reblogged this on Captivated by Christ and commented:
    A little Christian satire never hurt anyone too badly…

  2. Pingback: Ten reasons why we will hence forth do no ‘Altar Calls’. No, the piano isn’t broken. « A Twisted Crown of Thorns ®

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