This is a rather interesting list of types of friends on Facebook. I still haven’t verified who the original writer is but here it goes:
1) The “Lurker” Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
2) The “Hyena” Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and [ROFLs] at everything.
3) “Mr/Ms Popular” Has 4367 friends for NO reason
4) The “Gamer” Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)
5)The “Prophet” Every post makes reference to God or Jesus
6) The “Thief” Steals status updates.. and will probably steal this one.
7) The “Cynic” Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
8. The “Collector” Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The “Promoter” Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The “Liker” Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button
11) The “Hater” Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life
12) The “Anti-Proofreader” This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.
13) “Drama Queen/ King” This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong but then they never finish telling the story.
14) “Womp Womp” This person consistently tries to be funny but never is.
15) The “News” Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary
16) The “Rooster” Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day.
HT P. Barnes via FB.