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The 12 days of a Calvinist’s Christmas

2 Comments Posted by on December 6, 2011

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve commentaries,
Eleven Christian magnets,
Ten CD’s playing,
Nine Kinkade paintings,
Eight maps of Joppa,
Seven books by Calvin,
Six Spurgeon sermons,
Five TULIP rings,
Four Christian mints,
Three Pink books,
Two Bible cups,
And a copy of The Sovereignty of God!

HT Eddie Eddings

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2 responses to “The 12 days of a Calvinist’s Christmas”

  1. Simon December 2, 2013 at 11:21

    ok this is just weird:)

    Reply

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