A Twisted Crown of Thorns ®

Gone are the days when Arnold  Schwarzenegger the stopped the bad guys at the city gates, trashed their guns with one finger and swept them with one perk of his eye brow. Now as the 38th Governor of California its hilarious what the State is coming up with every other day.

(CNN) — In the California city that banned Happy Meal toys,outlawed sitting on sidewalks during daylight hours and fined residents for not sorting garbage into recycling, compost and trash, Lloyd Schofield wants to add a new law to the books in San Francisco: A ban on all male circumcisions.

Those who violate the ban could be jailed (not more than one year) or fined (not more than $1,000), under his proposal. Circumcisions even for religious reasons would not be allowed. At this point, Schofield’s proposal is an idea that would have to clear several hurdles to be considered.

Schofield and like-minded advocates who call themselves “intactivists” seek to make it “unlawful to circumcise, excise, cut, or mutilate the whole or any part of the foreskin, testicles, or penis” of anyone 17 or younger in San Francisco.

At this rate some of the Jews and Muslims must be scampering to the hills. This too was the state hotly considering  the legalisation of marijuana. There should be a few places at least in the US where marijuana is still outlawed and children can play with toys in restaurants and men can live without worry of being inspected for a suspected circumcision offence.  So what is next?

Outlaw blogging too!

Maybe its true that the trouble with getting voted in as a joke is that sooner or later, the joke gets old. Don’t even tell me what Carlifornia is going to ban next. But till they outlaw blogging I have 3 words for them, “I’ll be back!”